Out of the mouth of Babes...

So we had a delicious supper at my Grandparent's the first weekend of March to celebrate their 40-something wedding anniversary! Me and Case were sitting with my little cousins eating and my little cousin Julian who is 5 was sitting with us, and as most of you know Casey is very quiet (and half Mexican...this is pertinent to the story!) So Julian looks at me and looks at Case and asks me,"What's his name?" and of course I say Jesus and Casey says Carlos lol...we are so mean! and then I said Casey, after we both had a good giggle! And then he asks if 'He talks' and I said yes and so he looks at Casey and raises his voice and says 'A LITTLE OR A LOT' with little his little finger motions indicating 'a little' or 'a lot'. and Case says a little lol. So I say to Julian,"Why don't you tell Casey your name since you know his". And Julian looks at him and yells,"J-U-L-I-A-N, Do you understand those letters?!" So at this point I know what he is getting at and Casey says yes and I ask Julian why he thinks Casey wouldn't understand those letters...he looks at me...looks at Case and raises his eyebrows and looks at me again, and proceeds to say, "under his breath", 'he was born wrong'! Oh sweet baby Jesus lol I was dying! and I was like why do you say that and he tells me because Casey is Filipino...mind you the only reason a 5 year old knows this is because HIS dad is Filipino. It was a train wreck to say the least but at least Case is such a good sport about all of it!

G.T.L.

So I SWORE I would not get hooked to Jersey Shore and one night I flip to it and instantly get hooked, there is this little firecracker on there who TOTALLY reminds me of myself. I'm sure if any of you have watched this could guess who it is...SNOOKIE! She is this short, curvy guidette with HUGE hair that I can't help but love because I am watching myself lol! So I get hooked in a matter of seconds, so I of course try to keep this guilty pleasure a secret until I slip up and say,"FIST PUMPS"...Yup blew my own cover! So of course my Mom thinks it's hysterical because I LOVE my HUGE hair, My motto is "The higher the hair the closer to God", and my tanning! And I recently have found a new obsession with the gym! So I have totally got my G.T. down, I am still working on the L. part (G.T.L.=Gym Tan Laundry for those who don't know). Casey has banned me from doing Fist Pumps around him because I must admit I do get REALLY into them. My LARGE hair he'll just have to deal with because that is the other hair motto I live by...You have to have hair to booty ratio...Baby got back so as you can tell that is why I have my full large hair :)!

One Day...

So I've really been wanting a breast something...either an augmentation or lift, but I didn't know what I needed. So I mention this to my parents and my Dad says,"That's like saying God messed up when he made you." Well Dad let me tell you something, I think he did make a mistake with my boobs, I don't think he let them raise long enough and get firm because as soon as he attached them, they drooped! It's okay don't get me wrong, I believe everything in life happens for a reason and I think God's reasoning for making me have sloppy boobs was so I could get them fixed and have perfectly semetrical, beautiful round full boobies! So one day, a long, long time from here after I am done having Babes I will be investing in one so I don't have a 25-26 cm distance from my collar bone to my nipps but a 18-22 cm one (Hopefully 18 cm ;)!)