Out of the mouth of Babes...

So we had a delicious supper at my Grandparent's the first weekend of March to celebrate their 40-something wedding anniversary! Me and Case were sitting with my little cousins eating and my little cousin Julian who is 5 was sitting with us, and as most of you know Casey is very quiet (and half Mexican...this is pertinent to the story!) So Julian looks at me and looks at Case and asks me,"What's his name?" and of course I say Jesus and Casey says Carlos lol...we are so mean! and then I said Casey, after we both had a good giggle! And then he asks if 'He talks' and I said yes and so he looks at Casey and raises his voice and says 'A LITTLE OR A LOT' with little his little finger motions indicating 'a little' or 'a lot'. and Case says a little lol. So I say to Julian,"Why don't you tell Casey your name since you know his". And Julian looks at him and yells,"J-U-L-I-A-N, Do you understand those letters?!" So at this point I know what he is getting at and Casey says yes and I ask Julian why he thinks Casey wouldn't understand those letters...he looks at me...looks at Case and raises his eyebrows and looks at me again, and proceeds to say, "under his breath", 'he was born wrong'! Oh sweet baby Jesus lol I was dying! and I was like why do you say that and he tells me because Casey is Filipino...mind you the only reason a 5 year old knows this is because HIS dad is Filipino. It was a train wreck to say the least but at least Case is such a good sport about all of it!

G.T.L.

So I SWORE I would not get hooked to Jersey Shore and one night I flip to it and instantly get hooked, there is this little firecracker on there who TOTALLY reminds me of myself. I'm sure if any of you have watched this could guess who it is...SNOOKIE! She is this short, curvy guidette with HUGE hair that I can't help but love because I am watching myself lol! So I get hooked in a matter of seconds, so I of course try to keep this guilty pleasure a secret until I slip up and say,"FIST PUMPS"...Yup blew my own cover! So of course my Mom thinks it's hysterical because I LOVE my HUGE hair, My motto is "The higher the hair the closer to God", and my tanning! And I recently have found a new obsession with the gym! So I have totally got my G.T. down, I am still working on the L. part (G.T.L.=Gym Tan Laundry for those who don't know). Casey has banned me from doing Fist Pumps around him because I must admit I do get REALLY into them. My LARGE hair he'll just have to deal with because that is the other hair motto I live by...You have to have hair to booty ratio...Baby got back so as you can tell that is why I have my full large hair :)!

One Day...

So I've really been wanting a breast something...either an augmentation or lift, but I didn't know what I needed. So I mention this to my parents and my Dad says,"That's like saying God messed up when he made you." Well Dad let me tell you something, I think he did make a mistake with my boobs, I don't think he let them raise long enough and get firm because as soon as he attached them, they drooped! It's okay don't get me wrong, I believe everything in life happens for a reason and I think God's reasoning for making me have sloppy boobs was so I could get them fixed and have perfectly semetrical, beautiful round full boobies! So one day, a long, long time from here after I am done having Babes I will be investing in one so I don't have a 25-26 cm distance from my collar bone to my nipps but a 18-22 cm one (Hopefully 18 cm ;)!)

My Baby Dog

This is my pride and joy! She has many aliases and a possible identity crises, let's go through them: Lexus Luther, Lexus, Lexi, Lex, Luther, Luthe, Lu-Lu, Lex Luther and Baby Dog! I love this picture, she looks like she is running in the green hills of Ireland, she should be an Irish setter! Not that she doesn't already have a name identity crisis, but she thinks she is a different animal entirely, when she whines she neighs like a horse and she runs like a mini- horse! I love her so much :)!

Everybody's Watching Me...

So I went to the dentist last Thursday...Well let me just state that I'm pretty O.C.D. about going to the dentist EVERY 6 months! Unfortunately we never made it before my Dad quit his job, so around halloween my 19 tooth started killing me whenever I had something hot or cold. So I decided I needed to go to get it checked out. So I'm sitting in the chair and I was fine during the X-ray part...well then he comes in and starts putting the chair down...okay wait, what the hell I was not aware he was going to actually work on me! So I had not prepared myself. So he pulls the needle out and gives me a shot and walks out, okay not so bad. He comes back in a few minutes later and I am so numb, he gets his drill out and starts drilling, well of course if you were me and only me your tooth wouldn't be completely numb and you'd start crying in the Dentist's chair, Yes that is correct CRYING!!! What a joke! Oh and it wasn't just like one glistening tear cry, oh no, it was like hyperventilation, streaming tears, can't catch my breath type of cry. I was very emotional lol, Aunt Flow was visiting and I was scared out of my mind because I hadn't had a cavity in my whole life! I'm sure he was thinking I'm a freak! So he gives me two more shots and goes out, well I was pretty sure my throat was going to go numb and i would suffocate or drown or something lol! So he comes back in and goes back to it and of course I still felt it! So he gives me two more shots in my tooth and a interligament shot to numb any nerves around my tooth! At last i was completely numb! But I was still convulsing...what a FREAK!!! But I do have a good excuse...my tooth was almost a root canal! Scary!!! So the lesson is, don't eat candy or sweets and no soda!!!

Chick-Fil-A

Okay so me and Easton went to C.F.A. for lunch today during our break! Oh my gosh it was so delicious! I forgot how much i really love it! I tried their C.F.A. sauce today for the first time! It was like heaven! It tastes like Honey mustard and BBQ sauce mixed together! I would have never thought of that combo, but it is right up there with Fry Sauce!!!

I VOTED!

Two proud American men! Everyone's feathers keep getting ruffled over this outcome, but really let's look at the similarities instead of the differences: They both want to get us out of economic distress, they both want what is best for America, they both want to wear ties 24/7/365, they both want to live in White houses lol! And for Pete's Sake, they both just want to smile! Even though i didn't vote for the man who won, we should still support him as American's like McCain said! Honestly i believe that either way was going to be better then what we are in now. We should be happy that as a country we are willing to make a change and hopefully accept it! We are a great nation with many opportunities others wish they had, like for one the choice to vote! We should always take the opportunity to vote and exercise our voices as American's! Even if they aren't the loudest, our forefathers put a lot on the line to give us privelages such as these :D! I love my country and I will always use my voice...partially because I like to complain!!! For Liberty and Justice for ALL!!! Peace, Love, and Happiness!!!

ABC, 123

Okay really, keeping up on this thing is way harder than I thought lol! God, this is Brinkley, where do all the hours in the day go?? Haha (Get it? Like the book, God, this is Margaret?) Anyways...Okay so i took my 3rd Math 1020 test last night and I'm feeling really good about it, BUT I swear everytime I think i did "So good" on a test...oh don't worry I get like an E!!! Okay and that brings me to a whole other thing...An "E" in college is equivalent to an "F", which in all honesty does not make sense. Because in Elementary an "E" was equivalent to an "A". Which makes sense due to the fact that "E" stands for "Excellent!" Now what the heck starts with an "E" that is "bad"...I'm not coming up with anything! All good things start with an "E": Eggs, Eyes, Earth, Election, Eat, Earrings, Eyeglasses...WAIT I thought of one, but just one....EXERCISE!!! But even that is good for you! Maybe if you spell "Idiot" with an e "Ediot". Anyways, the whole thing is just ridiculous.

Muffin Tops!

I started my work outs again...if you're wondering YES i feel better about myself, but it's so hard to make myself go. Really you think ONE person you know might be like, "Hey sister, you're lookin' a little thick these days". Oh no don't worry, it's when i go to put on my jeans that i'm like wow realLY REALly?! And yes these would be the jeans that fit me in march and were falling off! Okay so now it's time to get it into gear! But no worries, I am not giving in and buying bigger jeans, oh no, I will wear sweats until mine fit or just have a muffin top. I figure if i lay on my back and do them up i just might be able to get them done up. Tight squeeze, cool breeze, don't they say something like that? Well Thank you for reading my rant and rave!